This is Jenni and I in M&S, buying hats.
Reblogged from That's What She Said..
May 19, 2012, 3:01pm
Will you all please just follow my new blog, while its hot, and before I’m too drunk to lose interest in it. There are boobs!* Lets be friends who follow each other, on Tumblr, Twitter, off cliffs, whatever you like.
*There are no boobs.
June 02, 2011, 4:05pm
This is the other blog that Jenni and I our working on..
The assholes guide to fashions; Red Trousers.
Emily’s Statement:
I’ve been thinking about it for a long time, and this week I decided to make my thoughts a reality, by buying a pair of obnoxious red trousers. I was excited about the potential to twin them with a pair of brogues and a nice white shirt. It plagued my every thought, the possibilities of red trousers, block colours and sheer fabrics, I was a mad woman “hey, do you think I could wear red trousers with this blazer, or would I look like I worked at a holiday camp in the 70s?”, “what if I wore my hair up?”, “Blue nail varnish might be problematic”.
May 27, 2011, 1:42pm
If I wore this I’d look like an Oompa Loompa threw up on a Teletubby…
(Source: designscene.net)
April 24, 2011, 4:11pm
Well isn’t this a nice outfit. I hate her for it.
April 18, 2011, 1:56pm

God I love the summer. Sweet, sweet summer time.
(Source: jaclynpaige)
March 02, 2011, 10:28pm
This is my redundancy outfit. To really make it work you need to be wearing it for like, 4 days solid. It’s probably tear stained, but in that comforting way. You need the toothbrush as oral hygiene is important even if you’re not eating, because you can’t, because you’re crying.
[N.B. This outfit is an inaccurate representation of what is actually being worn, but no one wants to see holey, dirty, mismatching, back-to-front fashions, if they did they’d be reading Perez].
[N.B.II - not even going to link to his blog]
February 20, 2011, 10:48am

This is what I want to look like, all the time. Everything about her outfit makes me happy, look how well those trousers are ironed. I think I’d fit quite well in the 20s.. Drinking, driving, being a snob. Everything was silly and decadent. None of that bloody war nonsense.
February 13, 2011, 4:58pm