June 2009
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Office Based Shinanegans →
I now have a fan, which is brills.. However, the wurring is seriously drowning out my audio book.. Being at work is friggin tough sometimes.
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You know it's a Monday if...
jss:
As you’re pulling out of your driveway, you have to run back into the house to put on clean underwear because you forgot to do so earlier…
You know it’s a Monday if.. You want to kill yourself and your colleagues. Oh wait, did I say Monday.. I meant weekday.
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Cheri Messerli & David Rager's Loft →
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I'm So 3008 You're So 2000 And Late
tesslynch:
This is among the stupidest lyrics I’ve ever heard.
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What? →
Today I woke up at noon, ate some breakfast in my pajamas, got back into bed, got up again to wash my hair, put my pajamas back on.. Then I wrote this post whilst watching Tom Jones thrust across the Pyramid Stage at Glastonbury.. Whilst in my pajamas in bed. I think at some point I threw a shoe at the wall because I fucking hate my neighbours…
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Hungover..
Do I force vomit now, or wait for the overwhelming nausea to kick in and dry heave all the way to the cinema, then just do it in a stall, for all to hear.
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May 25, 2009: 3:15 PM
overheardatstarbucks:
[Nina Simone is playing]
Guy (to his companion): Who’s this dude?
Companion: I don’t know, but I like it.
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You gotta watch out for a girl who treats a free drink like a free trip to...
– Blaire (via molls)
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Job Application Number 270.. →
Dear (intern they’ve got in to sift through the possible candidates emails..)
I know you probably get swamped by these emails, begging for something, anything in the form of paid employment, but fuck it.. I’m applying for the role which I could do with my eyes closed, and will do so if you decide to hire me. I know the pay is bad, I mean, why pay someone a reasonable amount when you...
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tesslynch:
[Tess and Peter are eating disgusting savory crepes] Tess: What do you think of these crepes? Peter: They give me the crepes.
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